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You can use acronyms and abbreviations as a form of humor
during a public speaking engagement. An acronym is basically a form of
abbreviation where the letters of the abbreviation form a new word, i.e., HUD
means the Department of Housing and Urban Development.
There are many acronyms and abbreviations that are universally known such as the
IRS and the CIA. There are many more that are unique to your audience. All you
have to do to make them humorous for use in your public speaking engagement is
to change one or more of the words that go with your well-known abbreviation or
acronym.
Here are some examples:
- IQ Idiot Quotient
- CPI Consumers Poorhouse Indicator
- IRA Individual Rest-in-Peace Account
- TQM Totaled Quality Management
- SLEP Service Life Extension Program
- EMC Electro(M)agnetic Compatibility
With a little thought, it is very easy to customize acronyms
and abbreviations to your audience. Now, here are some examples and explanations
from a custom public speaking engagement I did for a hotel franchise:
OCC in the hotel industry means Occupancy Rate. I changed it
to Oh! C'mon Clinton because certain taxes were being proposed by President
Clinton that would affect their industry. I always try to connect with the
audience by mentioning the topics that are foremost on their minds. This gives
you the greatest chance of succeeding with an item of humor.
ADR to hoteliers, means Average Daily Rate. This was changed
to All Dated Rooms which is something no hotelier wants to hear. This would mean
a fortune would have to be spent to upgrade and modernize the rooms.
IOC was the name of the group I was addressing (International
Operator's Council). This was changed to I'm Ordering Chinese and I'm Out of
Coffee. These phrases aren't particularly funny in themselves. They were
coupled, however, with the fact that these people had just completed rigorous
and exhausting inspections by the Franchisor. That is what made it funny.
ANA This is one of my generic favorites. ANA represents Al
Nippon Airlines. I mention that it is a good thing that this company had an
American advisor before they used this acronym because the original version was
. . . ANAL (this is revealed on an overhead projector just after a pause
following the word was). This gets good laughter. I extend the humor with the
line, "How would you like to see that on a 747 coming at you?" This
gets even bigger laughs. For the hotel speaking engagement the acronyms were on
an overhead transparency and were displayed using a reveal technique (where
individual overhead lines were covered until it was time to reveal the
funny version. You don't have to project acronyms to use them in a public
speaking engagement. You could also print them in handouts, or just tell them
out loud.
SLEP Service Life Extension Programs are those that
extend specific aircraft or avionics service life, and thus preclude the need
for buying new avionic systems or aircraft. This was changed to Sell Large and
Expect Profitability.
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